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I am THE ERADICATOR. |
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Smoking almost killed me. But then some good people saved my life. |
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So I took a pledge to save other people. As many people as possible. |
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But I have my work cut out for me. There are people who want to stop me. |
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They are my enemies! They are your enemies! They are the SEVEN EVIL DWARVES and they make all their decisions from the secret and deadly BIG TOBACCO FORTRESS. |
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The seven evil dwarves want you to smoke. They want you to smoke almost as badly as I want you not to smoke. I want you to live. They don't. |
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Together we can stop the big tobacco fortress. I may be THE ERADICATOR, but I can't eradicate smoking alone. Will you help me? |
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