I am THE ERADICATOR.
Smoking almost killed me. But then some good people saved my life.
So I took a pledge to save other people. As many people as possible.
But I have my work cut out for me. There are people who want to stop me.
They are my enemies! They are your enemies! They are the SEVEN EVIL DWARVES and they make all their decisions from the secret and deadly BIG TOBACCO FORTRESS.
The seven evil dwarves want you to smoke. They want you to smoke almost as badly as I want you not to smoke. I want you to live. They don't.
Together we can stop the big tobacco fortress. I may be THE ERADICATOR, but I can't eradicate smoking alone. Will you help me?
Do you know someone who needs The Eradicator's help? Or do you just want to get a message to me? Fill out the form below then click send. I'll get the message.
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Message to Eradicator:
Have you taken the Eradicator Pledge?
MY LIVE APPEARANCES
Want to meet me? I'll be at the following locations on the following dates. Ask your parents to bring you by.
San Bernardino Route 66 Rendezvous
Indio International Tamale Festival
Yes, I have! No, but I will soon!